Glorious!

Reviewed by Matt Forrest

Opening Night verdict ⭐⭐⭐⭐

In life some of us often don’t do the things we want to, for fear of failure or at worst ridicule. You can’t help wondering what opportunities have slipped away because of our own self-doubts. Maybe a few of us could take a leaf out of the fabulous Florence Foster Jenkins’ book, dubbed ‘the worst singer in the world’. Florence never let a lack of talent be a barrier as she turned her dreams into a reality, whilst bringing joy and happiness to so many!

Mrs Jenkins’ remarkable true-life tale is brought to life in the Peter Quilter penned play, Glorious! First performed in 2005, the play is Hope Mill Theatre’s first spring offering of the year, and what an absolute treat it is.

We are introduced to Florence via a young down on his luck pianist: Cosmé McMoon (Charlie Hiscock). McMoon has been invited to meet/audition for a wealthy socialite over at her luxury Manhattan apartment. Here McMoon meets the rather eccentric Florence Foster Jenkins (Wendi Peters), whose quirky nature is matched by her passion for music and performing. After a brief feeling out period between the pair, where Jenkins’ outlines plans for a concert, album recording and name drops celebrity fans, which include: Tallulah Bankhead and Cole Porter. However, McMoon soon realises that Jenkins’ passion for music doesn’t quite match her very limited vocal range.

The ambitious ivory tickler must quickly decide if a huge sum of cash accompanying Mrs Jenkins is worth the almost certain career suicide. As the unlikely duo get to know each other, a friendship blossoms and McMoon soon realises that they have more in common than he at first thinks.

This is a hugely enjoyable, joyous night at the theatre. Peter Quilter’s heart-warming script is inspiring, and a fun examination into friendship, loyalty and above all else a celebration of those who wish to follow a dream. Whilst there is very little in the way of plot development from the first act, the script is hilarious right from the get-go, packed full of one-liners which more than makes up for the lack of surprise or jeopardy, climaxing in an inspirational, uplifting ending.

The show is anchored by three outstanding performances: Wendi Peters is superb as Jenkin’s, she breathes life into this sweet-natured if slightly off-the-wall dreamer, never poking fun at her. We know Peters is a talented actor and singer, but to sing purposely so badly, is equally impressive: Her rendition of Habanera from Carmen is off the scale; it’s so terrible, which is meant with the highest of compliments.

Charlie Hiscock is equally impressive: his comic timing and delivery is exceptional throughout.  His facial expressions are the perfect foil to Peters’ glass shattering vocals. As well as the comedic elements he puts in a restrained, compassionate turn, and also showcases he is more than a dab hand behind the piano.  Making up this fine trio is Anita Booth on triple duty, first there is an outstanding turn as Jenkin’s surly Italian housekeeper, Maria, which had me in stitches throughout. Whilst she also plays Jenkin’s faithful best friend, Dorothy. She gets to show her mean streak as the Jenkin’s nemesis Mrs Verrinder-Gedge.

The show’s finale is one that will long in the memory as Peters’ dons an angel costume, complete with massive wings for Jenkin’s triumphant Carnegie Hall show. It cements the show’s feel-good message and positivity. As the old saying goes God loves a trier and based on tonight’s production you will fall in love with FFJ, this show truly is Glorious!

Glorious! Is on at Hope Mill Theatre till 30th March tickets are available here.

The Parent Agency

Reviewed by Matthew Forrest

Opening Night verdict ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

David Baddiel will be familiar to many of us for different reasons. For some, we know him for stand-up and comedy. Whilst for others, he’ll have provided the soundtrack to another heartbreaking defeat for the England football team. Others may know him for his work as a playwright, or for his charity work. A blind spot for me was Baddiel’s work as an author of children’s literature – with ten books aimed at children, it would be fair to say this aspect of his career is going well.

Well now he can add musical theatre to his impressive CV. Baddiel teams up with composer Dan Gillespie Sells, who composed the mega smash hit Everybody’s Talking About Jamie, to bring The Parent Agency to life as it receives its world premiere at Chester’s Storyhouse.

Based on Baddiel’s first children’s book, The Parent Agency focuses on Barry, a ten-year old boy rapidly approaching his 11th birthday. Barry has big plans for his special day: a James Bond themed party complete with Bond gadgets and a ride in a fancy car. However, things aren’t looking great, with Barry’s dad, Geoff, picking up the wrong Casino Royle DVD for the party, the David Niven one! This is the final straw for the young boy, who resents his parents for naming him Barry in the first place. On top of that he finds them boring and hates that they are poor.

An argument between Barry and the rest of his family sees him storm off to his room. With only his posters of James Bond and French footballer, Kylian Mbappé for company, he wishes he had better parents. With this wish Barry is transported to The Parent Agency or TPA for short. At TPA the children can pick their parents. Barry has the four days before his birthday to be matched up with his perfect parents. If they fail, something that has never happened before, something unspeakable will happen to Barry.

There is so much to enjoy about the production, it’s an absolute treat from start to finish. At tonight’s performance, Max Bispham was in fine form as Barry: charismatic, charming and filled with warmth and wit. He showcases superb comic timing, matched with a tremendous singing voice.

Rebecca McKinnis and Rakesh Boury are an awesome pairing as Barry’s mum and dad, Susan and Geoff. However, it’s as the various potential parents where the pair absolutely smash it. These include the super-rich, monstrous Rader-Welllorffs and the fitness enthusiasts the Fwahms. As well as the self-centred celebrities Vlassorina, and my own personal favourite, the flakey, hippy hipsters the Cools. Both Mckinnis and Boury go all in and embrace the absurdity of each character and it’s an absolute joy to watch.

Under Tim Jackson’s direction, the action is fast paced and slick. The big comic set pieces work brilliantly with the undoubted highlight being the Fwahm’s Van Halen’s Jump inspired fitness routine – as stunning as it is bonkers. Whilst the Cool’s red double decker bus sequence, is more Rik Mayall’s Young Ones, than Sir Cliff’s! The added extra touches of money raining down upon the audience as well as smoke filled bubbles completely enchanted the younger audience members, as well as some of us oldies too!

Baddiel’s script is smart, witty, with the right balance between big laughs, and beautiful, touching observations about family. It’s refreshing to see a show that doesn’t pitch some of its jokes at adults, and some at kids. Here the jokes are universal and highlights how a great gag can be enjoyed by an audience of all ages.

The musical numbers are catchy, with Barry being the perfect opener, whilst The Rador-Wellorffs and Gonna Make You Sweat are superbly silly, aided by some stunning visuals and outstanding work from the insanely talented ensemble cast. Costume design by Sarah Mercadé is outstanding, and combined with the skills of this incredible cast completely transports you into the world of the TPA. Barry’s parents Susan and Geoff (Mckinnis and Boury) convince us entirely that they are different characters with each costume change. All the creatives involved have excelled themselves creating a truly memorable production which will easily sit at home in the West End. Visually it is stunning, with the attention to detail second to none.

This is a truly joyous production, with plenty of heart, and something for everyone: an enormously entertaining and hugely enjoyable story, told with incredible set pieces and super slick humour. We’d better get used to the name Barry coming back in fashion, because The Parent Agency is going to be around for quite some time, and according to my 9 year old mini-reviewer, “The best show I’ve ever seen”.

The Parent Agency runs until 2nd March tickets are available here.

Images Mark McNulty and also supplied by the production.

The Shark is Broken

Reviewed by Matthew Forrest

Opening Night verdict ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Hard to imagine really that a mechanical shark by the name of Bruce, very nearly killed the Hollywood blockbuster, even before anyone knew what a Hollywood blockbuster was. Bruce was one of the main stars of the first Hollywood mega movie: Jaws. Bruce had a habit of breaking down on a regular basis, leading to several halts in production, and a great deal of frustration from his fellow co-stars. But how do a trio of actors pass the time, when cooped up on a small fishing boat? They argue, they drink, they gamble and get on each other’s nerves!

Co-written by Joseph Nixon and Ian Shaw, son of Robert Shaw, The Shark Is Broken is set in 1974, on the Orca, the fishing boat used in the film. Here we find the three principal actors, Roy Scheider (Dan Fredenburgh), Richard Dreyfuss, (Ashley Margolis) and Robert Shaw (Ian Shaw), struggling to fend off boredom, as Bruce is repaired. They discuss their careers, their families, and gamble. However not all is plain sailing, and soon tempers fray, with Scheider playing peacekeeper to the warring Dreyfuss and Shaw, with the former feeling disrespected by Shaw. Whilst Shaw sees Dreyfuss as arrogant, more interested in fame than the craft of acting.

There is a great deal to enjoy and admire about this production. The script is funny, witty and packed with cracking gags and one-liners. Opening with a nod to John William’s famous score, we see a shark fin, gliding through the ocean projected on a screen at the back of the stage, and soon any dramatic tension disappears as the shark breaks down, it’s a superb joke that sets the tone for the show. Other standout big laughs come when Scheider rules out doing a sequel to Jaws, which of course he did. Another highlight is Shaw’s making reference to Steven Spielberg’s next project: “Aliens? What next, dinosaurs?”

It’s a classic situation comedy set up, as three very different people find themselves in a cramped environment and the script plays up to this throughout. Duncan Henderson’s Orca recreation is beautifully claustrophobic, and dingy, as the cast clamber over it and at times each other.  It looks so authentic that at times you almost smell the stench of fish guts and hard liquor coming from the stage.

The cast are in form throughout: it’s quite disconcerting how captivating Ian Shaw’s portrayal of his father is. Obviously, the close resemblance helps, but this is a performance filled with fire and passion as Shaw doesn’t flinch from showing his father’s battle with his demons including alcoholism, insecurities and disdain for elements of his profession that provided well for him and his family. It’s a towering presence that commands your attention throughout.

Equally impressive is Ashley Margolis’s unflattering portrayal of Richard Dreyfuss, filled with a nervous energy and self-doubt that in lesser hands could have been grating, but he navigates that tightrope perfectly. Finally there is a Dan Fredenburgh’s excellent understated, if slightly under-written turn as Schieder, who is essential in keeping proceedings grounded. Special mention to Carole Hancock’s whose flawless make helps to transform the actors into mirror images of the stars they are portraying.

The play tackles some weighty issues such Shaw’s alcoholism, and how it wasn’t just Bruce that was causing issues with production. It alludes to the well documented issues Dreyfuss would have with cocaine addiction in later years. One touching scene where the men bond over issues with their father’s is well played out, and one of the show’s highlights, you just wish there was a bit more of this depth in places

This is a funny, sharp insight into the magic of Hollywood, understandably executed with a great deal of love and affection for its subject matter. Fans of Jaws, and the Hollywood movie machine will undoubtedly love it. There is something for everyone to enjoy from the towering performances, high quality production values, all anchored by a sharp, poignant and well-crafted script.

The Shark is Broken is on the Lowry till 8th February tickets available here.

Alice In Wonderland

Reviewed by Matthew Forrest

Opening Night verdict ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Shakespeare North Playhouse is at it again this Christmas, tackling another literary juggernaut for their festive offering. Their debut year saw A Christmas Carol, the year after it was, The Wind in the Willows. This holiday season they have upped the ante, bringing Alice In Wonderland to the stage.

Writer Nick Lane has taken elements of Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland and sequel Through the Looking-Glass and crafted an original, modern adaptation of Alice’s adventure with its roots firmly in Prescot.

We are introduced to a grown up Alice (Helen Carter), out shopping in Prescot on Christmas Eve with her two children. The stresses of the time off year are taking their toll:  the kids are bored and wanting to go home, whilst Alice is having difficulties with her sister, whom she no longer sees as often as she should. As the family walks over to a fun fair. Alice becomes distracted by the appearance of a familiar visitor: The White Rabbit, who she remembers from her last visit to Wonderland, as a young girl.

Alice once again follows the rabbit down the rabbit-hole and so begins another adventure. On her journey Alice encounters some old friends, The Cheshire Cat  (Kelise Gordon Harrison), Caterpillar (Tia Larsen), and of course The Mad Hatter (Milton Lopes). However, a new threat has emerged in the form of The Duchess(Martha Godber). The Duchess has not only captured Alice’s smile, but also feeds the residents of Wonderland jam tarts to make them forget about the joyous things in life, such as Christmas, while keeping them under control. Alice must defeat The Duchess in order to free the people of Wonderland as well find a way back home to her family.

Nick Lane and director Nathan Powell have created a fun, family friendly production, which isn’t perfect, but will certainly bring a sprinkling of magic over the festive period. It’s a slow start, but once Alice arrives in Wonderland you become invested in the story. The script as you would expect is bonkers packed full of great gags and superb visual jokes. The Bill Shankly-esque introduction of the Caterpillar and the joyous stupidity of the Dodo is superb. There are some scenes, such as the Christmas dinner scene which could do with a bit of a trim but these are minor quibbles for what on the whole is an enjoyable tale.

Always within Shakespeare North Playhouse productions is a sense of pride about its home in Prescot and the community, so there plenty of jokes about in-jokes and harmless potshots at local surrounding towns which I always find endearing and really shows just what the theatre means to the community and what the community mean to the theatre: which is something special and should be cherished.

The small cast of five put in a shift, with all except Carter, playing multiple characters. Helen Carter is in good form as an older world weary yet sassy Alice. Martha Godber is equally impressive as the villain of the piece, somewhere between Liz Truss, Donald Trump, and a spot of Boris Johnson thrown in for good measure, complete with a  great singing voice she absolutely nails it.

Milton Lopes brings the absurdity as both The Dodo, and The Mad Hatter, it’s two very different roles that provide a platform for Lopes to showcase a gift for physical comedy and his circus skills. Kelise Gordon-Harrison is a great value as the kung-fu loving, game show host Cheshire Cat, complete with backflips and a catchphrase. Whilst Tia Larsen very nearly steals the show as the over enthusiastic, Card Two, and her turn as the Caterpillar (along with Lopes’ Dodo) were my personal highlights.

Sascha Gilmour’s beautiful, vibrant costumes are an absolute treat with the pick of the bunch being the glorious JubJub Bird, Caterpillar and Dodo. Whilst the fairground setting adds a sense of unpredictability to proceedings.

Alice in Wonderland has everything you want from a Christmas show: big laughs, silly set pieces, a spot of panto style audience participation and a heartwarming message to send you on your way. A treat for all the family and well worth a peek into the looking glass for.

Alice in Wonderland is at the Shakespeare North Playhouse until 11th January. Tickets available here.

Images by Patch Dolan and Kristian Lawrence

Elf: The Musical –  Palace Theatre, Manchester

Reviewed by Matt Forrest

Opening Night verdict: ⭐⭐

The film Elf has established itself as a firm family favourite in homes across the land every holiday season. The same could also be said of Elf: The Musical, which since its West End debut in 2015, which has led to  numerous UK tours playing theatres and arenas. Once again Buddy the elf is out on the road again arriving in Manchester, and hoping to spread a little festive cheer, however sadly this time around the magic just isn’t there.

Elf: The Musical tells the story of Buddy (Jordan Conway), a human who is raised by Santa and his elves in the North Pole. Soon Buddy begins to notice he isn’t like his fellow  work colleagues. He  often wonders why he isn’t as good at making toys as everyone else; and questions why he is much taller than everyone around him? Eventually Santa (Philip Day) puts Buddy straight, informing him that his real dad lives in New York and even more important than that….he is on Santa’s naughty list.

Buddy travels to New York, where he meets his Dad, Walter Hobbs (Barry Bloxham) , a workaholic book publisher who spends more time at work than he does with his wife and son. Walter isn’t too thrilled to meet Buddy or the chaos that comes with him. Buddy is sent to a department store, where he meets Jovie (Kelly Banlaki), a slightly world-weary shop employee, fed up with New York and indeed of some Christmas spirit. Can Buddy work his magic and help Jovie find some Christmas cheer, save his dad from the naughty list and more importantly save Christmas!

Like Buddy himself Elf: The Musical has a crisis of personality as to what it wants to be: a musical or a panto? It pitches itself somewhere between both camps coming across as disjointed. There were some fabulous feats of acrobatics from Romy Bauer, and other cast members  which look impressive but didn’t really add anything to the story.

At times actors went off script, even breaking into laughter, which gave the proceedings a shambolic quality and charm, which on occasions I did enjoy, however these are best saved for pantomime.  The big screen at the back of the stage shows videos throughout, that don’t look good, and at times pointless.

Jordan Conway is good as the title character, in a performance packed full of energy and mischief. He just about strikes the balance between innocent charm and playful irritant. Kelly Banlaki is fine, if somewhat under utilised as Jovie. Whilst Barry Bloxham does a good job as the embittered Walter Hobbs. To be fair the ensemble cast work their socks off throughout, you only wish their energy levels were matched by the production values. 

Most of the musical numbers are instantly forgettable, with the exception of the excellent Nobody Cares About Santa, which looked and sounded great. The orchestra are in good form throughout, fair play to them for not missing a beat during the snow fight.

Elf: The Musical does have its moments, with younger audience members lapping up the more anarchic scenes. However for a 2 hour 20 minute show, there aren’t enough big set piece moments that really hold your attention.  We’re not even in December yet and I’m sad to say this elf should be left on the shelf this Christmas.

Elf: The Musical  is at  Palace Theatre until 17th November. Tickets available: Here

Frank 4 Sophie 4 Eva

Reviewed by Matt Forrest

Opening Night verdict ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

As the interval started a lady sat in front of me and said to her friend “There is something in there I think everyone can relate to”. The more I thought about this, the more she was bang on the money. Frank 4 Sophie 4 Eva is an honest, sometimes hilarious, occasionally uncomfortable look at the struggles and pitfalls of married life.

We are first introduced to Sophie (Alexandra Maxwell) and later Frank (Simon Naylor) as they attend a couples therapy session. Frank’s lateness starts the session off on the wrong foot and things go from bad to worse as there are petty squabbles a plenty to be had over personal hygiene habits and each other’s minor irritations. However the crux of their problems stems from sex, or lack of it.

Frank cannot understand why Sophie no longer wants to be intimate with him, when he is still madly in love with his wife. His frustrations are further exacerbated by the fact that Sophie may not be attracted to him, but seems to have a lot of time for Scottish beefcake Jamie from TV show Outlander or that she changes her personality everytime they bump into her old boyfriend when shopping in Tesco.

What starts off as childish bickering turns into a game of one-upmanship between the pair, where it soon becomes more serious, eventually with both leaving the session with the outcome neither wanted. The second act takes place in a bar three years after the session where we get to catch up with the warring couple, but to say any more would spoil the show.

The play is anchored by two outstanding central performances. Simon Naylor is in fine form as loutish Frank, clearly relishing the spicey dialogue. However the shift from male bravado, to a caring, lost sensitive soul is one that feels natural and thoroughly believable.

Alexandra Maxwell is equally impressive as the hard-faced, cold Sophie. She more than holds her own in the verbal jousts, however it takes a little more time for her to show her vulnerability, it’s a subtle, measured turn. The pair have exceptional chemistry and this is the bedrock of the whole show.   

Writer Ian Watson’s clever, punchy script has a trojan horse quality to it. It lulls you in at first with some caustic one-liners as Sophie and Frank trade shots, which are at times gross, scathing but hilarious, with no subject off limits – porn, haemorrhoids and toilet habits are all covered to brilliant comic effect. However throughout there is a gradual shift in tone, and eventually the play makes observations about mental health, sexual abuse and trauma, handling them in a sensitive yet unsentimental way. Whilst at first it may come across as ‘laddish even, crude’, it certainly softens towards the conclusion.

With such strong themes running through the show it’s great to see that the run is in partnership with Andy’s Man Club, a suicide prevention charity doing a great work across the UK.

This is a sharp, entertaining and intelligent comedy/drama that comes from a good place. By the end you want more and genuinely care for its characters, which for me is the hallmark of a great production.

Frank 4 Sophie 4 Eva is at 53two until 8th November, tickets available here.

For more information about Andy’s Man Club visit: https://andysmanclub.co.uk/

Sones in His Pockets

Reviewed by Nikki Cotter

Opening Night verdict ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

After premiering at Cirencester’s Barn Theatre, before a sellout transfer to Belfast’s Lyric Theatre in 2022, Marie Jones’s 25th anniversary, award-winning Stones in His Pockets embarked on a limited regional UK tour stopping in Bolton for the next two weeks.

Set in a nameless town in picturesque County Kerry, a Hollywood film company has arrived to make a movie. The film offers great employability opportunities for the locals especially those selected to be extras; however, tensions soon arise as the reality of creating the ‘outsiders’ shiny Tinseltown version of Ireland forces the ‘natives’ to assess what’s real and what’s cinematic fantasy in their own worlds.

Told through the eyes of local extras Charlie Conlon (Gerard McCabe) and Jake Quinn (Shaun Blaney), this is a beautifully told and cleverly crafted production. While there have been some small updates to freshen the script the essence remains the same, as the frank observation on the film making industry, it’s impact on the rural community, and the heartfelt pursuance of one’s dreams remain.

Charlie’s DVD shop has gone bust; however he sees it as an opportunity to explore Ireland and focus on the script he hopes to pitch to the film makers, he meets Jake Quinn during filming as they both form part of a crowd scene, it is here that their friendship is set. Charlie is optimistic (some may say deluded) while Jake is rather resigned and more realistic having attempted to live his own American dream which sadly never materialised. The two provide a tremendous commentary about the drama unfurling around them in addition to taking on the role of every other character in the script. From English movie director Clem to the glamorous American lead Caroline, the two do it all via quick costume changes, sometimes merely the shift of a hat, and an impressive array of accents.

Both are superb, the energy, authenticity and believability of each character is incredible. Their comic timing and characterisation is sensational while their energy never wanes. The darker moments in the script are handled delicately and feel all the more poignant as they come unexpectedly amidst the comedy.

Director Matthew McElhinney, who is the son of the playwright Marie Jones and the play’s original director Ian McElhinney has crafted this piece with love and the audience reap the rewards. The pacing is perfect as we shift from hilariously comedic scenes to moments of penetrating social commentary which feel poignant and sensitively delivered. The staging featuring vibrant video design further adds to the quality of this joyous production.

This is theatre at it’s absolute best, heartfelt, enormously entertaining, hugely emotive and beautifully delivered. A total masterclass.

Stones in His Pockets is on at Octagon Theatre Bolton until Saturday 2nd November tickets available here.

The Salon – The Sequel

Reviewed by Nikki Cotter

Opening Night verdict ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

St Helens Theatre Royal do an incredibly impressive job of creating quality theatre for their loyal audiences, this autumn is no exception as they’ve rewarded theatre goers with a sequel to a firm audience favourite. The Salon, first seen in 2009 has opened its doors again for a sequel which brings more chaos, calamity and killer comedy. There’s a surprise pregnancy, the return of the local gangster and an eye watering appendage!

Leading the cast and returning to the role of salon owner Carol, is Leanne Campbell. While Campbell is a firm favourite on the airwaves she’s equally at home on the stage where she confidently leads this production. She’s perfectly suited to the role and has the audience in the palm of her hand from the start. Witty and warm she gives a superb performance. Her paring with best mate Sheila, played by Sarah White is perfection. White is an absolute scream as potty mouthed hairdresser Sheila, her anger management sessions aren’t quite having the desired effect but she certainly ensures she finds her stress relief in other areas. She has the audience roaring with laughter from the minute she arrives on stage.

The rest of the cast are equally as impressive and as an ensemble really deliver. They’re clearly having a ball, going above and beyond to ensure the audience have just as good a time as they’re clearly having. Special mentions must go to Darren John Langford as the bad boy all the ladies love to hate and Conor Barrie who as Damitree gives an epic performance of Genuine’s Pony that the audience won’t forget in a hurry !

This is adult theatre at its most fun and deliciously cheeky. There’s innuendos on innuendos and the audience absolutely lap them up. Director Chantelle Nolan ensures every line in Drew Quayle’s hilarious script is savoured by this cast and delivered with perfect comedic timing, tone and sass. Regal Entertainments set design and costumes are gaudy and garish and suit this play entirely.

The Salon – The Sequel is pure escapism delivered by a hugely talented cast. It’s outrageous, hilarious and will leave you hoping those salon doors soon reopen for a part 3!

The Salon – The Sequel is on at St Helens Theatre Royal until Sunday 13th October tickets available here.

Heathers The Musical

Reviewed by Nikki Cotter

Opening Night verdict ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Images Pamela Raith

From its beginnings as a concert version back in 2010 to its multiple West End runs and now third UK tour, Heathers the Musical continues to gain fans and cement its cult status as one of the most loved productions for younger theatregoers.

Based on the 1980’s classic film of the same name starring cinematic icons Winona Ryder and Christian Slater, Heathers introduces us to Veronica Sawyer, (Jenna Innes). An awkward, outcast who just wants to make it through her final year at Westerberg High unscathed.

There are the traditional school cliques, the nerds, the jocks and of course the queen bees who in Westberg come in the form of the three Heathers, leader of the pack Heather Chandler (Esme Bowdler) and her loyal sidekicks Heather Duke (Sedona Sky) and Heather McNamara (Daisy Twells). It’s safe to say they rule the school.

After unexpectedly finding favour with the three Heathers, Veronica quickly realises that this newfound friendship could be the key to beating the food hall bullies once and for all. What she doesn’t bargain for however, is the arrival of mysterious new kid, J.D. who brings a whole new level of trouble to her door.

Heathers’ multi-layered storyline cleverly covers numerous dark themes with sardonic wit and a killer score. The quality of the cast ensures that each fan favourite from Candy Store to Seventeen is delivered in truly memorable style, whipping the audience of devoted fans into a Big Fun frenzy.

Making a return to the role of Veronica is a sensational Jenna Innes. She absolutely shines on stage, her development from hopeful opening number Beautiful to the self-assured I Say No is mesmerising to watch while her vocals are sensational throughout. Her pairing with Keelan McAuley is superb, he makes for a marvellously menacing J.D. Brooding and brilliant. His delivery of Meant To Be Yours is next level, really showcasing his impressive talent and incredible range. The two are a match made in heaven…or hell if you’re a Westerberg teen.

Esme Bowdler is a perfect Heather Chandler, sharp and sassy she has the audience in the palm of her hand from the moment she arrives on stage with fellow Heathers, Sedona Sky and Daisy Twells. Their iconic entrance, all dry ice and glamazonian gliding really sets you up for the wild ride they’re about to take you on.

Sedona Sky makes an impressive stage debut as the spoilt Heather Duke while Daisy Wells delivers a stunning and emotionally charged rendition of Lifeboat during her Act II solo. The trio together are terrifically terrorising.

Amy Miles gives us all the feels with her beautiful delivery of Kindergarten Boyfriend while Ivan Fernandez Gonzalez and Jason Battersby as Kurt Kelly and Ram Sweeney ramp up the laughs as deliciously dumb high school jocks.

Heathers is one of the must fun shows of recent years, its connection with its target audience is undeniable. The score is exhilarating while the script feels modern and sharp. Yes, there are dark themes, but the comedic moments and gallows humour comes thick and fast ensuring you’re never more than a few moments away from an iconic put down or some serious sass.

This cast is one of the best I’ve seen, they really elevate an already fun show to the next level capturing perfectly the intensity of High School feeling like your whole entire world. While Heathers may not leave you yearning for your teenage years, it’ll certainly leave you thrilled that you took a trip to Westerberg, albeit from the safety of your seat. Hugely entertaining theatre, jam-packed with unforgettable performances and an assured self-awareness that ensures it really hits the mark, sensational!

Heathers The Musical is on at Chester’s Storyhouse until Saturday 21st September tickets are available here.

Cluedo 2

Reviewed by Matt Forrest

Opening Night verdict ⭐⭐⭐

Following the huge success of Cluedo (stage play), writers Maurice Gran and Laurence Marks have followed it up with the rather aptly named Cluedo 2, which hopefully will contain more mayhem, more murders, as well as some laughs.

This time around the action takes place in the ‘Swinging Sixties’, at the country estate of fading rockstar, Rick Black (Liam Horrigan), as he is about to offer an exclusive first airing of his latest album. In attendance are Black’s shady American manager Colonel Mustard (Jason Durr), Black’s wife, the scheming socialite Mrs Peacock (Hannah Boyce) and Black’s friend and tech expert, Professor Plumb (Edward Howells).

In addition, there is the seemingly ever-present housekeeper, Mrs White (Dawn Buckland) and interior designer, Miss Scarlett, (Ellie Leach), who has been brought in to give the crumbling manor house a bit of a makeover. Later they are joined by Wadsworth (Jack Bennett), a jobbing actor typecast as a butler, and finally the Reverend Green (Gabriel Paul), a friend and musical collaborator of Rick Black.

As more guests arrive, the body count increases, and soon everybody becomes a suspect. Everyone has a motive, and everyone has the means, but will they all survive long enough to catch the killer?

Cluedo 2, is very much a mixed bag, it does a great job of introducing all the familiar tropes associated with the boardgame: each of the characters are given a fresh take, subverting expectation, but still present are the classic murder weapons and rooms within the manor house.

Writers Gran and Mark’s script is fun throughout but doesn’t always deliver the big laughs that it needs. There are no wasted lines, and every bit of dialogue could be a clue, so be sure to pay attention! I expected more bite from the team behind one of my favourite sitcoms, The New Statesman. Director Mark Bell, arguably best known for directing The Play That Goes Wrong has tried to incorporate what worked so well on the Mischief Theatre smash hit into Cluedo 2, with again, mixed results: there are elements of farce, quick gags, and physical comedy which work well, you just wish there was more of it.

What this production does have is several strong performances. Dawn Buckland steals nearly every scene as the no nonsense Mrs White, she has the lion’s share of the best lines, and she delivers them with exceptional comic timing. Equally impressive is Jack Bennett as the former butler-turned actor, now playing a butler, Wadsworth. It’s a great comedic turn full of energy, which demands your attention throughout.

There are strong performances from Liam Horrigan as Rick Black as well as several other characters (no spoilers) who fully invest into the silliness you expect from the show. Hannah Boyce is in fine form as the mean, selfish Mrs Peacock.

The big draws for the productions are former Heartbeat star Jason Durr, who goes OTT as the big Texas music manager Colonel Mustard; it’s a performance as absurd as it is enjoyable. Whilst former Coronation Street and 2023 Strictly Come Dancing winner, Ellie Leach makes a fine stage debut as Miss Scarlett.

Whilst never hitting the big laughs, there are enough gags and comedic set-pieces to keep you entertained for the two-hour running time, and despite a slow start, the pace quickens as soon as the body count rises, leading to a suitably absurd and thoroughly satisfying conclusion.

Cluedo 2 is at the Lowry till 6th April. Tickets available here.

Peter Pan Goes Wrong

Reviewed by Gill & Freddie Selkirk

Opening Night verdict ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Mischief Theatre Company are the hilarious gift that keeps on giving, from their original offering, The Play That Goes Wrong to this current UK Tour of Peter Pan Goes Wrong it seems everything they touch turns to comedy gold.

Like the multi award-winning Play That Goes Wrong, Peter Pan Goes Wrong focusses on the Cornely Drama Society and their valiant attempt to deliver J.M. Barrie’s classic, Peter Pan, which of course gets a chaotic and calamitous Mischief Theatre makeover.

This play within a play introduces us to our cast who quite literally live and almost die by the mantra ‘the show must go on!’. With ambition that far outweighs their actual talents the scene is set for two hours of malfunctioning sets, lack of ability, faulty electrics and some painfully close near-misses as our players go about delivering their lines to hilarious effect. There are clashing egos, intense insecurities as well as unwanted affections within the company, all of which add to the glorious chaos of the piece.

Gareth Tempest portrays Jonathan who is our self-obsessed, narcissistic Peter Pan. With an eye for the ladies and an inability to fly in a straight line he continually plunges the show into absolute chaos. Wendy (a very keen to please Sandra) is played brilliantly by Ciara Morris, her enthusiasm paired with her exuberant arm waving never tire. Jack Michael Stacy, as Chris the director (who also plays Captain Hook and Mr Darling) displays a brilliant lack of self-awareness. His continued instance on treating the play as a serious piece and increased disappointment with both his fellow cast members and the audience who clearly don’t agree is genius.

Matthew Howell is superb as Robert (co-director/Nana the Dog, Peter’s shadow) with an ego bigger than Neverland he has the audience in the palm of his hand while Theo Toksvig-Stewart as Max, (playing Michael Darling/mermaid/the crocodile), has a soft-spot for Sandra and is only in the show because his uncle is financing it.

Dennis (Clark Devlin) offers some real comedy moments as he’s fed his lines through a very unreliable headset while Jamie Birkett as Annie (playing Mrs Darling, Lisa, and a superbly funny Tinkerbell) has more consume changes than a pantomime dame. Jean-Luke Worral as the narrator though blighted with technical issues, still adds a touch of sparkle every time he appears, pertified actor Lucy (Rosemarie Akwafo) has trouble finding her voice while Jake Burgum tries to keep it all together as stage manager Trevor, resulting in almost as much unforgettable stage time as the stars of the show themselves.

This really is a comic masterpiece; it’s fast pace never wanes while the gags and physical humour come thick and fast. It’s slapstick central and the audience lap it up, you’re just about recovering from one laugh when the next quickly and hilariously presents itself. Every cast member gets their moment to shine thanks to the witty writing and brilliant direction. High praise must also go to Simon Scullion’s impressive set design, its adaptability and revolve adding superbly to the carefully choreographed chaos.

Mischief Theatre have once again produced a comedy classic, which will appeal to all ages and leave you belly laughing long after the curtain call. My almost 11 year old, Freddie said it was the best thing he’s ever seen at the theatre, “I laughed from the very start to the very end, it’s ridiculously funny.”

Peter Pan Goes Wrong is on at Manchester’s Opera House until Sunday 31st March tickets are available here.

The Time Machine

Reviewed by Dan & Jacob Grimes

Opening Night verdict ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Direct from its London festive run at Park Theatre, Original Theatre’s hit comedy The Time Machine comes to Salford to help deliver some post-Christmas cheer to audiences.

Based (very loosely) on H.G. Wells original novel by the same name the play reads like a love letter to the genre with elements from every well-known time travel tale of the last century and a quarter cleverly woven into the piece. From Groundhog Day to Back To The Future via Quantum Leap the writers Steve Canny and John Nicholson are clearly superfans of this reference material. However, despite familiar anchor points throughout, the whole thing, when put together, was constantly surprising. Without giving too much away (which I’m not sure I could, even if I wanted to) you spend most of act one feeling like you have seen this before, with elements of high farce like in The Play That Goes Wrong or gentle parody like in The 39 Steps. Yet, you enter the interval wrong-footed and act two pinballs you through a trippy fever-dream, which comes across as a combination of a Royal Society Christmas Lecture and a Monty Python sketch.

Apart from being very funny, the play is also quintessentially British and taps into that madcap, nerdy, eccentricity that we wear like a cosy cardigan, replete with leather arm patches.

The staging was simple but effective, with heavy reliance on an intricate array of props which the actors dealt with skilfully. The costumes had a cobbled-together quality, with period jackets and bustles worn over jogging bottoms and trainers, which worked perfectly for the bargain basement vibe that I’m sure the director Orla O’Loughlin and the design team were aiming for.

Light and sound had a similarly lo-fi feel but were expertly cued in sync with the comedy. The whole thing, in fact, was harmoniously well-executed and just like Acorn Antiques or Les Dawson’s piano playing you were left admiring the skill required, from performers and creatives alike, to give something the illusion of shoddiness when it was impeccably tight.

The stand-out aspect of the production, by far, was the three talented performers. This was a true ensemble piece with George (George Kemp) portraying the instantly recognisable, public-school poseur, Amy (Amy Revelle), the highly-strung rep actor with irritatingly lefty sensibilities, and Michael (Michael Dylan), the comedic stooge, acting as the butt of the joke. Whilst each of the characters fit cosily into a recognisable stereotype, the actors had an earnestness to their delivery which only added to the comedy – especially as the bizarreness crescendos. 

The supporting cast was played by the audience and be prepared, the fourth wall is well and truly knocked through. On this point, and this is primarily a personal preference issue, whilst some of the audience participants absolutely added to the delightfully bonkers feel by virtue of their pleasantly baffled demeanour, others (usually those a little TOO willing to volunteer) became a little grating. This always feels like the dice-roll when audience participation is encouraged and, credit to the performers, they did a grand job of weeding out the more insistent elements.

Overall, this was an incredibly enjoyable and unique theatre experience and if you are looking for a night of mind-bending quantum physics offset by some great gags, all-round silliness and reflections on existentialism then look no further.

Steven Canny and John Nicholson’s The Time Machine – A Comedy, runs at The Lowry, Salford, from Tuesday 23rd to Saturday 27th January 2024 tickets available here.