Alice In Wonderland

Reviewed by Matthew Forrest

Opening Night verdict ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Shakespeare North Playhouse is at it again this Christmas, tackling another literary juggernaut for their festive offering. Their debut year saw A Christmas Carol, the year after it was, The Wind in the Willows. This holiday season they have upped the ante, bringing Alice In Wonderland to the stage.

Writer Nick Lane has taken elements of Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures In Wonderland and sequel Through the Looking-Glass and crafted an original, modern adaptation of Alice’s adventure with its roots firmly in Prescot.

We are introduced to a grown up Alice (Helen Carter), out shopping in Prescot on Christmas Eve with her two children. The stresses of the time off year are taking their toll:  the kids are bored and wanting to go home, whilst Alice is having difficulties with her sister, whom she no longer sees as often as she should. As the family walks over to a fun fair. Alice becomes distracted by the appearance of a familiar visitor: The White Rabbit, who she remembers from her last visit to Wonderland, as a young girl.

Alice once again follows the rabbit down the rabbit-hole and so begins another adventure. On her journey Alice encounters some old friends, The Cheshire Cat  (Kelise Gordon Harrison), Caterpillar (Tia Larsen), and of course The Mad Hatter (Milton Lopes). However, a new threat has emerged in the form of The Duchess(Martha Godber). The Duchess has not only captured Alice’s smile, but also feeds the residents of Wonderland jam tarts to make them forget about the joyous things in life, such as Christmas, while keeping them under control. Alice must defeat The Duchess in order to free the people of Wonderland as well find a way back home to her family.

Nick Lane and director Nathan Powell have created a fun, family friendly production, which isn’t perfect, but will certainly bring a sprinkling of magic over the festive period. It’s a slow start, but once Alice arrives in Wonderland you become invested in the story. The script as you would expect is bonkers packed full of great gags and superb visual jokes. The Bill Shankly-esque introduction of the Caterpillar and the joyous stupidity of the Dodo is superb. There are some scenes, such as the Christmas dinner scene which could do with a bit of a trim but these are minor quibbles for what on the whole is an enjoyable tale.

Always within Shakespeare North Playhouse productions is a sense of pride about its home in Prescot and the community, so there plenty of jokes about in-jokes and harmless potshots at local surrounding towns which I always find endearing and really shows just what the theatre means to the community and what the community mean to the theatre: which is something special and should be cherished.

The small cast of five put in a shift, with all except Carter, playing multiple characters. Helen Carter is in good form as an older world weary yet sassy Alice. Martha Godber is equally impressive as the villain of the piece, somewhere between Liz Truss, Donald Trump, and a spot of Boris Johnson thrown in for good measure, complete with a  great singing voice she absolutely nails it.

Milton Lopes brings the absurdity as both The Dodo, and The Mad Hatter, it’s two very different roles that provide a platform for Lopes to showcase a gift for physical comedy and his circus skills. Kelise Gordon-Harrison is a great value as the kung-fu loving, game show host Cheshire Cat, complete with backflips and a catchphrase. Whilst Tia Larsen very nearly steals the show as the over enthusiastic, Card Two, and her turn as the Caterpillar (along with Lopes’ Dodo) were my personal highlights.

Sascha Gilmour’s beautiful, vibrant costumes are an absolute treat with the pick of the bunch being the glorious JubJub Bird, Caterpillar and Dodo. Whilst the fairground setting adds a sense of unpredictability to proceedings.

Alice in Wonderland has everything you want from a Christmas show: big laughs, silly set pieces, a spot of panto style audience participation and a heartwarming message to send you on your way. A treat for all the family and well worth a peek into the looking glass for.

Alice in Wonderland is at the Shakespeare North Playhouse until 11th January. Tickets available here.

Images by Patch Dolan and Kristian Lawrence

Elf: The Musical –  Palace Theatre, Manchester

Reviewed by Matt Forrest

Opening Night verdict: ⭐⭐

The film Elf has established itself as a firm family favourite in homes across the land every holiday season. The same could also be said of Elf: The Musical, which since its West End debut in 2015, which has led to  numerous UK tours playing theatres and arenas. Once again Buddy the elf is out on the road again arriving in Manchester, and hoping to spread a little festive cheer, however sadly this time around the magic just isn’t there.

Elf: The Musical tells the story of Buddy (Jordan Conway), a human who is raised by Santa and his elves in the North Pole. Soon Buddy begins to notice he isn’t like his fellow  work colleagues. He  often wonders why he isn’t as good at making toys as everyone else; and questions why he is much taller than everyone around him? Eventually Santa (Philip Day) puts Buddy straight, informing him that his real dad lives in New York and even more important than that….he is on Santa’s naughty list.

Buddy travels to New York, where he meets his Dad, Walter Hobbs (Barry Bloxham) , a workaholic book publisher who spends more time at work than he does with his wife and son. Walter isn’t too thrilled to meet Buddy or the chaos that comes with him. Buddy is sent to a department store, where he meets Jovie (Kelly Banlaki), a slightly world-weary shop employee, fed up with New York and indeed of some Christmas spirit. Can Buddy work his magic and help Jovie find some Christmas cheer, save his dad from the naughty list and more importantly save Christmas!

Like Buddy himself Elf: The Musical has a crisis of personality as to what it wants to be: a musical or a panto? It pitches itself somewhere between both camps coming across as disjointed. There were some fabulous feats of acrobatics from Romy Bauer, and other cast members  which look impressive but didn’t really add anything to the story.

At times actors went off script, even breaking into laughter, which gave the proceedings a shambolic quality and charm, which on occasions I did enjoy, however these are best saved for pantomime.  The big screen at the back of the stage shows videos throughout, that don’t look good, and at times pointless.

Jordan Conway is good as the title character, in a performance packed full of energy and mischief. He just about strikes the balance between innocent charm and playful irritant. Kelly Banlaki is fine, if somewhat under utilised as Jovie. Whilst Barry Bloxham does a good job as the embittered Walter Hobbs. To be fair the ensemble cast work their socks off throughout, you only wish their energy levels were matched by the production values. 

Most of the musical numbers are instantly forgettable, with the exception of the excellent Nobody Cares About Santa, which looked and sounded great. The orchestra are in good form throughout, fair play to them for not missing a beat during the snow fight.

Elf: The Musical does have its moments, with younger audience members lapping up the more anarchic scenes. However for a 2 hour 20 minute show, there aren’t enough big set piece moments that really hold your attention.  We’re not even in December yet and I’m sad to say this elf should be left on the shelf this Christmas.

Elf: The Musical  is at  Palace Theatre until 17th November. Tickets available: Here

Frank 4 Sophie 4 Eva

Reviewed by Matt Forrest

Opening Night verdict ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

As the interval started a lady sat in front of me and said to her friend “There is something in there I think everyone can relate to”. The more I thought about this, the more she was bang on the money. Frank 4 Sophie 4 Eva is an honest, sometimes hilarious, occasionally uncomfortable look at the struggles and pitfalls of married life.

We are first introduced to Sophie (Alexandra Maxwell) and later Frank (Simon Naylor) as they attend a couples therapy session. Frank’s lateness starts the session off on the wrong foot and things go from bad to worse as there are petty squabbles a plenty to be had over personal hygiene habits and each other’s minor irritations. However the crux of their problems stems from sex, or lack of it.

Frank cannot understand why Sophie no longer wants to be intimate with him, when he is still madly in love with his wife. His frustrations are further exacerbated by the fact that Sophie may not be attracted to him, but seems to have a lot of time for Scottish beefcake Jamie from TV show Outlander or that she changes her personality everytime they bump into her old boyfriend when shopping in Tesco.

What starts off as childish bickering turns into a game of one-upmanship between the pair, where it soon becomes more serious, eventually with both leaving the session with the outcome neither wanted. The second act takes place in a bar three years after the session where we get to catch up with the warring couple, but to say any more would spoil the show.

The play is anchored by two outstanding central performances. Simon Naylor is in fine form as loutish Frank, clearly relishing the spicey dialogue. However the shift from male bravado, to a caring, lost sensitive soul is one that feels natural and thoroughly believable.

Alexandra Maxwell is equally impressive as the hard-faced, cold Sophie. She more than holds her own in the verbal jousts, however it takes a little more time for her to show her vulnerability, it’s a subtle, measured turn. The pair have exceptional chemistry and this is the bedrock of the whole show.   

Writer Ian Watson’s clever, punchy script has a trojan horse quality to it. It lulls you in at first with some caustic one-liners as Sophie and Frank trade shots, which are at times gross, scathing but hilarious, with no subject off limits – porn, haemorrhoids and toilet habits are all covered to brilliant comic effect. However throughout there is a gradual shift in tone, and eventually the play makes observations about mental health, sexual abuse and trauma, handling them in a sensitive yet unsentimental way. Whilst at first it may come across as ‘laddish even, crude’, it certainly softens towards the conclusion.

With such strong themes running through the show it’s great to see that the run is in partnership with Andy’s Man Club, a suicide prevention charity doing a great work across the UK.

This is a sharp, entertaining and intelligent comedy/drama that comes from a good place. By the end you want more and genuinely care for its characters, which for me is the hallmark of a great production.

Frank 4 Sophie 4 Eva is at 53two until 8th November, tickets available here.

For more information about Andy’s Man Club visit: https://andysmanclub.co.uk/

Sones in His Pockets

Reviewed by Nikki Cotter

Opening Night verdict ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

After premiering at Cirencester’s Barn Theatre, before a sellout transfer to Belfast’s Lyric Theatre in 2022, Marie Jones’s 25th anniversary, award-winning Stones in His Pockets embarked on a limited regional UK tour stopping in Bolton for the next two weeks.

Set in a nameless town in picturesque County Kerry, a Hollywood film company has arrived to make a movie. The film offers great employability opportunities for the locals especially those selected to be extras; however, tensions soon arise as the reality of creating the ‘outsiders’ shiny Tinseltown version of Ireland forces the ‘natives’ to assess what’s real and what’s cinematic fantasy in their own worlds.

Told through the eyes of local extras Charlie Conlon (Gerard McCabe) and Jake Quinn (Shaun Blaney), this is a beautifully told and cleverly crafted production. While there have been some small updates to freshen the script the essence remains the same, as the frank observation on the film making industry, it’s impact on the rural community, and the heartfelt pursuance of one’s dreams remain.

Charlie’s DVD shop has gone bust; however he sees it as an opportunity to explore Ireland and focus on the script he hopes to pitch to the film makers, he meets Jake Quinn during filming as they both form part of a crowd scene, it is here that their friendship is set. Charlie is optimistic (some may say deluded) while Jake is rather resigned and more realistic having attempted to live his own American dream which sadly never materialised. The two provide a tremendous commentary about the drama unfurling around them in addition to taking on the role of every other character in the script. From English movie director Clem to the glamorous American lead Caroline, the two do it all via quick costume changes, sometimes merely the shift of a hat, and an impressive array of accents.

Both are superb, the energy, authenticity and believability of each character is incredible. Their comic timing and characterisation is sensational while their energy never wanes. The darker moments in the script are handled delicately and feel all the more poignant as they come unexpectedly amidst the comedy.

Director Matthew McElhinney, who is the son of the playwright Marie Jones and the play’s original director Ian McElhinney has crafted this piece with love and the audience reap the rewards. The pacing is perfect as we shift from hilariously comedic scenes to moments of penetrating social commentary which feel poignant and sensitively delivered. The staging featuring vibrant video design further adds to the quality of this joyous production.

This is theatre at it’s absolute best, heartfelt, enormously entertaining, hugely emotive and beautifully delivered. A total masterclass.

Stones in His Pockets is on at Octagon Theatre Bolton until Saturday 2nd November tickets available here.

The Salon – The Sequel

Reviewed by Nikki Cotter

Opening Night verdict ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

St Helens Theatre Royal do an incredibly impressive job of creating quality theatre for their loyal audiences, this autumn is no exception as they’ve rewarded theatre goers with a sequel to a firm audience favourite. The Salon, first seen in 2009 has opened its doors again for a sequel which brings more chaos, calamity and killer comedy. There’s a surprise pregnancy, the return of the local gangster and an eye watering appendage!

Leading the cast and returning to the role of salon owner Carol, is Leanne Campbell. While Campbell is a firm favourite on the airwaves she’s equally at home on the stage where she confidently leads this production. She’s perfectly suited to the role and has the audience in the palm of her hand from the start. Witty and warm she gives a superb performance. Her paring with best mate Sheila, played by Sarah White is perfection. White is an absolute scream as potty mouthed hairdresser Sheila, her anger management sessions aren’t quite having the desired effect but she certainly ensures she finds her stress relief in other areas. She has the audience roaring with laughter from the minute she arrives on stage.

The rest of the cast are equally as impressive and as an ensemble really deliver. They’re clearly having a ball, going above and beyond to ensure the audience have just as good a time as they’re clearly having. Special mentions must go to Darren John Langford as the bad boy all the ladies love to hate and Conor Barrie who as Damitree gives an epic performance of Genuine’s Pony that the audience won’t forget in a hurry !

This is adult theatre at its most fun and deliciously cheeky. There’s innuendos on innuendos and the audience absolutely lap them up. Director Chantelle Nolan ensures every line in Drew Quayle’s hilarious script is savoured by this cast and delivered with perfect comedic timing, tone and sass. Regal Entertainments set design and costumes are gaudy and garish and suit this play entirely.

The Salon – The Sequel is pure escapism delivered by a hugely talented cast. It’s outrageous, hilarious and will leave you hoping those salon doors soon reopen for a part 3!

The Salon – The Sequel is on at St Helens Theatre Royal until Sunday 13th October tickets available here.

Heathers The Musical

Reviewed by Nikki Cotter

Opening Night verdict ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Images Pamela Raith

From its beginnings as a concert version back in 2010 to its multiple West End runs and now third UK tour, Heathers the Musical continues to gain fans and cement its cult status as one of the most loved productions for younger theatregoers.

Based on the 1980’s classic film of the same name starring cinematic icons Winona Ryder and Christian Slater, Heathers introduces us to Veronica Sawyer, (Jenna Innes). An awkward, outcast who just wants to make it through her final year at Westerberg High unscathed.

There are the traditional school cliques, the nerds, the jocks and of course the queen bees who in Westberg come in the form of the three Heathers, leader of the pack Heather Chandler (Esme Bowdler) and her loyal sidekicks Heather Duke (Sedona Sky) and Heather McNamara (Daisy Twells). It’s safe to say they rule the school.

After unexpectedly finding favour with the three Heathers, Veronica quickly realises that this newfound friendship could be the key to beating the food hall bullies once and for all. What she doesn’t bargain for however, is the arrival of mysterious new kid, J.D. who brings a whole new level of trouble to her door.

Heathers’ multi-layered storyline cleverly covers numerous dark themes with sardonic wit and a killer score. The quality of the cast ensures that each fan favourite from Candy Store to Seventeen is delivered in truly memorable style, whipping the audience of devoted fans into a Big Fun frenzy.

Making a return to the role of Veronica is a sensational Jenna Innes. She absolutely shines on stage, her development from hopeful opening number Beautiful to the self-assured I Say No is mesmerising to watch while her vocals are sensational throughout. Her pairing with Keelan McAuley is superb, he makes for a marvellously menacing J.D. Brooding and brilliant. His delivery of Meant To Be Yours is next level, really showcasing his impressive talent and incredible range. The two are a match made in heaven…or hell if you’re a Westerberg teen.

Esme Bowdler is a perfect Heather Chandler, sharp and sassy she has the audience in the palm of her hand from the moment she arrives on stage with fellow Heathers, Sedona Sky and Daisy Twells. Their iconic entrance, all dry ice and glamazonian gliding really sets you up for the wild ride they’re about to take you on.

Sedona Sky makes an impressive stage debut as the spoilt Heather Duke while Daisy Wells delivers a stunning and emotionally charged rendition of Lifeboat during her Act II solo. The trio together are terrifically terrorising.

Amy Miles gives us all the feels with her beautiful delivery of Kindergarten Boyfriend while Ivan Fernandez Gonzalez and Jason Battersby as Kurt Kelly and Ram Sweeney ramp up the laughs as deliciously dumb high school jocks.

Heathers is one of the must fun shows of recent years, its connection with its target audience is undeniable. The score is exhilarating while the script feels modern and sharp. Yes, there are dark themes, but the comedic moments and gallows humour comes thick and fast ensuring you’re never more than a few moments away from an iconic put down or some serious sass.

This cast is one of the best I’ve seen, they really elevate an already fun show to the next level capturing perfectly the intensity of High School feeling like your whole entire world. While Heathers may not leave you yearning for your teenage years, it’ll certainly leave you thrilled that you took a trip to Westerberg, albeit from the safety of your seat. Hugely entertaining theatre, jam-packed with unforgettable performances and an assured self-awareness that ensures it really hits the mark, sensational!

Heathers The Musical is on at Chester’s Storyhouse until Saturday 21st September tickets are available here.

Cluedo 2

Reviewed by Matt Forrest

Opening Night verdict ⭐⭐⭐

Following the huge success of Cluedo (stage play), writers Maurice Gran and Laurence Marks have followed it up with the rather aptly named Cluedo 2, which hopefully will contain more mayhem, more murders, as well as some laughs.

This time around the action takes place in the ‘Swinging Sixties’, at the country estate of fading rockstar, Rick Black (Liam Horrigan), as he is about to offer an exclusive first airing of his latest album. In attendance are Black’s shady American manager Colonel Mustard (Jason Durr), Black’s wife, the scheming socialite Mrs Peacock (Hannah Boyce) and Black’s friend and tech expert, Professor Plumb (Edward Howells).

In addition, there is the seemingly ever-present housekeeper, Mrs White (Dawn Buckland) and interior designer, Miss Scarlett, (Ellie Leach), who has been brought in to give the crumbling manor house a bit of a makeover. Later they are joined by Wadsworth (Jack Bennett), a jobbing actor typecast as a butler, and finally the Reverend Green (Gabriel Paul), a friend and musical collaborator of Rick Black.

As more guests arrive, the body count increases, and soon everybody becomes a suspect. Everyone has a motive, and everyone has the means, but will they all survive long enough to catch the killer?

Cluedo 2, is very much a mixed bag, it does a great job of introducing all the familiar tropes associated with the boardgame: each of the characters are given a fresh take, subverting expectation, but still present are the classic murder weapons and rooms within the manor house.

Writers Gran and Mark’s script is fun throughout but doesn’t always deliver the big laughs that it needs. There are no wasted lines, and every bit of dialogue could be a clue, so be sure to pay attention! I expected more bite from the team behind one of my favourite sitcoms, The New Statesman. Director Mark Bell, arguably best known for directing The Play That Goes Wrong has tried to incorporate what worked so well on the Mischief Theatre smash hit into Cluedo 2, with again, mixed results: there are elements of farce, quick gags, and physical comedy which work well, you just wish there was more of it.

What this production does have is several strong performances. Dawn Buckland steals nearly every scene as the no nonsense Mrs White, she has the lion’s share of the best lines, and she delivers them with exceptional comic timing. Equally impressive is Jack Bennett as the former butler-turned actor, now playing a butler, Wadsworth. It’s a great comedic turn full of energy, which demands your attention throughout.

There are strong performances from Liam Horrigan as Rick Black as well as several other characters (no spoilers) who fully invest into the silliness you expect from the show. Hannah Boyce is in fine form as the mean, selfish Mrs Peacock.

The big draws for the productions are former Heartbeat star Jason Durr, who goes OTT as the big Texas music manager Colonel Mustard; it’s a performance as absurd as it is enjoyable. Whilst former Coronation Street and 2023 Strictly Come Dancing winner, Ellie Leach makes a fine stage debut as Miss Scarlett.

Whilst never hitting the big laughs, there are enough gags and comedic set-pieces to keep you entertained for the two-hour running time, and despite a slow start, the pace quickens as soon as the body count rises, leading to a suitably absurd and thoroughly satisfying conclusion.

Cluedo 2 is at the Lowry till 6th April. Tickets available here.

Peter Pan Goes Wrong

Reviewed by Gill & Freddie Selkirk

Opening Night verdict ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Mischief Theatre Company are the hilarious gift that keeps on giving, from their original offering, The Play That Goes Wrong to this current UK Tour of Peter Pan Goes Wrong it seems everything they touch turns to comedy gold.

Like the multi award-winning Play That Goes Wrong, Peter Pan Goes Wrong focusses on the Cornely Drama Society and their valiant attempt to deliver J.M. Barrie’s classic, Peter Pan, which of course gets a chaotic and calamitous Mischief Theatre makeover.

This play within a play introduces us to our cast who quite literally live and almost die by the mantra ‘the show must go on!’. With ambition that far outweighs their actual talents the scene is set for two hours of malfunctioning sets, lack of ability, faulty electrics and some painfully close near-misses as our players go about delivering their lines to hilarious effect. There are clashing egos, intense insecurities as well as unwanted affections within the company, all of which add to the glorious chaos of the piece.

Gareth Tempest portrays Jonathan who is our self-obsessed, narcissistic Peter Pan. With an eye for the ladies and an inability to fly in a straight line he continually plunges the show into absolute chaos. Wendy (a very keen to please Sandra) is played brilliantly by Ciara Morris, her enthusiasm paired with her exuberant arm waving never tire. Jack Michael Stacy, as Chris the director (who also plays Captain Hook and Mr Darling) displays a brilliant lack of self-awareness. His continued instance on treating the play as a serious piece and increased disappointment with both his fellow cast members and the audience who clearly don’t agree is genius.

Matthew Howell is superb as Robert (co-director/Nana the Dog, Peter’s shadow) with an ego bigger than Neverland he has the audience in the palm of his hand while Theo Toksvig-Stewart as Max, (playing Michael Darling/mermaid/the crocodile), has a soft-spot for Sandra and is only in the show because his uncle is financing it.

Dennis (Clark Devlin) offers some real comedy moments as he’s fed his lines through a very unreliable headset while Jamie Birkett as Annie (playing Mrs Darling, Lisa, and a superbly funny Tinkerbell) has more consume changes than a pantomime dame. Jean-Luke Worral as the narrator though blighted with technical issues, still adds a touch of sparkle every time he appears, pertified actor Lucy (Rosemarie Akwafo) has trouble finding her voice while Jake Burgum tries to keep it all together as stage manager Trevor, resulting in almost as much unforgettable stage time as the stars of the show themselves.

This really is a comic masterpiece; it’s fast pace never wanes while the gags and physical humour come thick and fast. It’s slapstick central and the audience lap it up, you’re just about recovering from one laugh when the next quickly and hilariously presents itself. Every cast member gets their moment to shine thanks to the witty writing and brilliant direction. High praise must also go to Simon Scullion’s impressive set design, its adaptability and revolve adding superbly to the carefully choreographed chaos.

Mischief Theatre have once again produced a comedy classic, which will appeal to all ages and leave you belly laughing long after the curtain call. My almost 11 year old, Freddie said it was the best thing he’s ever seen at the theatre, “I laughed from the very start to the very end, it’s ridiculously funny.”

Peter Pan Goes Wrong is on at Manchester’s Opera House until Sunday 31st March tickets are available here.

The Time Machine

Reviewed by Dan & Jacob Grimes

Opening Night verdict ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Direct from its London festive run at Park Theatre, Original Theatre’s hit comedy The Time Machine comes to Salford to help deliver some post-Christmas cheer to audiences.

Based (very loosely) on H.G. Wells original novel by the same name the play reads like a love letter to the genre with elements from every well-known time travel tale of the last century and a quarter cleverly woven into the piece. From Groundhog Day to Back To The Future via Quantum Leap the writers Steve Canny and John Nicholson are clearly superfans of this reference material. However, despite familiar anchor points throughout, the whole thing, when put together, was constantly surprising. Without giving too much away (which I’m not sure I could, even if I wanted to) you spend most of act one feeling like you have seen this before, with elements of high farce like in The Play That Goes Wrong or gentle parody like in The 39 Steps. Yet, you enter the interval wrong-footed and act two pinballs you through a trippy fever-dream, which comes across as a combination of a Royal Society Christmas Lecture and a Monty Python sketch.

Apart from being very funny, the play is also quintessentially British and taps into that madcap, nerdy, eccentricity that we wear like a cosy cardigan, replete with leather arm patches.

The staging was simple but effective, with heavy reliance on an intricate array of props which the actors dealt with skilfully. The costumes had a cobbled-together quality, with period jackets and bustles worn over jogging bottoms and trainers, which worked perfectly for the bargain basement vibe that I’m sure the director Orla O’Loughlin and the design team were aiming for.

Light and sound had a similarly lo-fi feel but were expertly cued in sync with the comedy. The whole thing, in fact, was harmoniously well-executed and just like Acorn Antiques or Les Dawson’s piano playing you were left admiring the skill required, from performers and creatives alike, to give something the illusion of shoddiness when it was impeccably tight.

The stand-out aspect of the production, by far, was the three talented performers. This was a true ensemble piece with George (George Kemp) portraying the instantly recognisable, public-school poseur, Amy (Amy Revelle), the highly-strung rep actor with irritatingly lefty sensibilities, and Michael (Michael Dylan), the comedic stooge, acting as the butt of the joke. Whilst each of the characters fit cosily into a recognisable stereotype, the actors had an earnestness to their delivery which only added to the comedy – especially as the bizarreness crescendos. 

The supporting cast was played by the audience and be prepared, the fourth wall is well and truly knocked through. On this point, and this is primarily a personal preference issue, whilst some of the audience participants absolutely added to the delightfully bonkers feel by virtue of their pleasantly baffled demeanour, others (usually those a little TOO willing to volunteer) became a little grating. This always feels like the dice-roll when audience participation is encouraged and, credit to the performers, they did a grand job of weeding out the more insistent elements.

Overall, this was an incredibly enjoyable and unique theatre experience and if you are looking for a night of mind-bending quantum physics offset by some great gags, all-round silliness and reflections on existentialism then look no further.

Steven Canny and John Nicholson’s The Time Machine – A Comedy, runs at The Lowry, Salford, from Tuesday 23rd to Saturday 27th January 2024 tickets available here.

Noises Off

Reviewed by Matt Forrest

Opening Night verdict ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Slip the word meta into conversation and most people may think you were talking about Mark Zuckerberg’s name for Facebook, and lots of other stuff in the ‘meta-verse’ I don’t understand, and quite frankly have no interest in understanding either! The meta I wish to talk about relates to Noises Off, a play within a play, from the pen of  playwright Michael Frayn, that is as clever and smart as it is silly and absurd, and I absolutely loved it!

First performed in 1982, Fryan’s script focuses on Britain’s obsession with farce, and the sex comedies of the 60’s and 70’s such as the Carry On and Confession films. He has taken some of these familiar elements and crafted a piece of work that still has a place in modern Britain, some 40 years on and the result is a riot from start to finish.

Noises Off  focuses  on a small touring theatre company as they attempt to bring their production of Nothing On to the stage. We see the production at three different stages of its lifespan. The first being the final rehearsal before opening night as director Lloyd Dallas (Simon Shepherd), attempts to get something half decent from his woefully  underprepared cast.

We are slowly introduced to this cast of misfits each with their own little quirk and foibles: First there is Dotty Otley (Liza Goddard), the star of the show, who has pumped a lot of her own money into the production. Next is the leading man, Garry Lejeune (Dan Fredenburgh) , a good actor, prone to bouts of jealousy. They are joined by Brooke Ashton (Lisa Ambalavanar) an inexperienced actress, who will plough through her lines regardless of what is going on around her.

Other cast members include: Belinda Blair (Lucy Robinson), a professional to the hilt, as well as being a hopeless gossip. Also there is Frederick Fellows (Simon Coates) a rather slow creature, low on confidence after his wife left him. The final actor making up the cast of Nothing On is Selsdon Mowbray (Matthew Kelly), a seasoned actor whose hearing problem matches his drink problem. The are joined by the easily flustered duo of Poppy Norton-Taylor (Nikhita Lesler) and Tim Allgood (Daniel Rainford) as the assistant stage manager and manager, with both also on hand as understudies should any misfortune befall the cast.

From the rehearsal space of Act 1, we are transported to back stage mid-tour for Act 2, where the cast and creatives’ personal lives and animosity towards each other are impacting the show, finally reaching it’s crescendo during the final act, which takes place on the final week of the tour.

Despite an initial gentle start, where characters are introduced and various plot strands are seeded,  Fryan’s script pokes fun at the genre with its more than familiar tropes of affairs, middle-aged men wandering around with their pants round their ankles,and young women managing to walk around with very little clothing. Don’t get me wrong there are gags-a-plenty in the first act, but nothing on the scale of what happens next.

It’s following the interval where we are treated to a tour-de-force of brilliant physical comedy from the entire cast beautifully directed by Lindsay Posner and choreographed by Ruth Cooper-Brown. As the illicit backstage shenanigans and petty squabbles begin to seep into the performances front-of-house, we have everything from shoe laces tied together, to prickly cactuses, at times it’s hard to keep track of what’s going on at such a frenetic pace, but it’s a visual feast, and worth the price of admission alone.

It’s easy to see why Noises Off has survived for so long as all the right ingredients are there: a smart, intelligent script which never seems dated or out of touch, a fantastic ensemble cast, who just know how to do comedy, who all get their moment to shine and finally a wonderfully directed series of set pieces that will tickle every funny bone they can reach. With all that is going in the world, Noises Off is just the tonic that is needed for 2 ½ of silly escapism.

Noise Off is at the Lowry until Saturday 21st October. Tickets available here.

Rachel Fairburn

Reviewed by Jodie Crawford

Opening Night verdict ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I was super excited to be asked to review a stand up comic – one, because I haven’t seen any stand up since before I had my kids seven years ago and two, because I’ve never reviewed a stand up gig before and I’m always keen to try something new. And this show really is new! Tonight was opening night for a nationwide tour – a tour that you absolutely have to go and see, and take every friend you have with you, because they are not going to want to miss out.

My only knowledge of Rachel Fairburn is that she once sat next to a friend of mine on a train to London and moved seats once my friend started eating crisps! Which is possibly the best “I once met” story I have ever heard. And before tonight, before getting a small insight into Rachel’s soul, I considered this to be a big precious. But now I know that there is absolutely nothing precious about Rachel Fairburn. She just literally won’t do anything she doesn’t want to do – including have kids, sit in the pub with other people’s kids and have anyone stay over at her house! 

Rachel draws a good size crowd for opening night in Manchester and from the minute we entered the auditorium I realised that Rachel clearly has a strong following and while most of the audience were women, they were woman of all ages.  

The show begins with Rachel entering onto stage as the warm up to her warm up act. And she captures us with her warm, no nonsense storytelling from the minute she opens her mouth. Mancunians, love another Mancunian- and Rachel is no exception. You can tell the audience are willing her to be funny- and there was nothing to fear because this woman is bloody hilarious.

Rachel spins us a few very funny tales and then leaves the stage all warmed up for Tom Lawrinson, her support act. Tom is funny, slightly odd (in a good way) and the crowd love him. He nudges the boundaries of appropriate and the crowd lap it up. The people sat next to me were chanting his name in joy after his set. 

When Rachel returns to the stage, she returns as the title of her show “the showgirl” – how she wore that outfit for the whole show in the 30 degree heat, and under the lights of the stage, I will never know. This show is unlike any I’ve seen before, she is so spot on with her observations and her reflections on nostalgic culture. The comparisons between the haves and the have nots, the observations of TV culture and her hilarious tales of her childhood. I don’t want to give away any of her gags – but if your name is Paula, then you’re in for a treat or two! 

Rachel Fairburn is clever, bold, brilliant and does one of the best Mancunians swaggers I’ve ever seen anyone, who doesn’t have the surname Gallagher, do. This show is a triumph, a masterpiece and an ode to turning middle aged. In a world where often people try to put us down and tell us to stop showing off – we could all just be a bit more Rachel, a bit more of a Showgirl. 

Tickets are on sale from ATG for the remainder of the tour – don’t hesitate – go see it. And take tissues because you will 100% be crying with laughter – just “ask Jeeves”.

Tickets for Rachel Fairburn’s tour are on sale now, click here for more info.

Pride and Prejudice* (*sort of)

Reviewed by Nikki Cotter

Opening Night verdict ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

One things us Brits love is a bit of Pride and Prejudice, from BBC dramas to cinematic adaptations there’s a whopping appetite for Jane Austen’s iconic novel. However, it’s time for Colin Firth and his soggy shirt to step aside as this fabulous all-female cast prepare to retell events in their own unique and hilarious style.

Taking on the role of servants this five-strong company deliver their inventive spin on Austen’s work complete with befitting karaoke classics as they play the part of each character in this fast and furious homage. A little bit miffed that they never get to play characters with any depth or complexity, let alone enjoy a much longed for happy ending they set about righting this wrong to hilarious effect.

The fast-paced production is razor sharp from the off, there’s quick changes a plenty as the comedic chaos unfolds.

Directors Isobel McArthur and Simon Harvey never allow the pace to drop resulting in a hugely entertaining and surprisingly accurate piece of theatre. It’s daft, dynamic and oozes cheeky charm.

The cast complement each other perfectly, never once losing their stride, their comic timing is exceptional while their delivery of the multiple karaoke classics will make you wish you were heading to the nearest bar after the curtain call. Some of the song choices are an absolute stroke of genius making me wish there were a few more bangers to enjoy.

Each of the five cast are superb, taking on multiple characters with apparent ease. Dannie Harris’ fizz guzzling potty mouthed Mrs Bennet is a scream while her dashing Mr Darcy is every bit the mysterious and misunderstood man of the hour. Emmy Stonelake makes for a superb Elizabeth Bennet, her strong Welsh accent adding to her brilliant comedic delivery, she’s a no nonsense, tell it like it is kind of girl who certainly isn’t wasting her time holding out for a hero.

Megan Louise Wilson is super sweet as lovesick Jane in complete constant to imposing her Lady Catherine De Bourgh who gets one of the biggest laughs of the night. Lucy Gray shows incredible versatility as the lonely and longing Charlotte Lucas one moment followed by snide, spoil Caroline Bingley the next, while Leah Jamieson ramps the humour to another level with her ingenious characterisation of Mr Collins, drab, dull and desperate highlighting just how utterly absurd the minimal rights of women back then were.

Pride and Prejudice* (*sort of) is a joy: clever, current and absolutely hilarious. It takes the traditional and tips it on its head. This reinvented classic will no doubt become a firm favourite on the theatre scene as this new tour and talented cast enjoy standing ovations night after night. Perfect escapism that will leave you with a smile on your face and a strong urge to head to the nearest karaoke bar.

Pride and Prejudice* (*sort of) is on at The Lowry until Saturday 21st January, tickets available here.