Unfortunate – The Untold Story Of Ursula The Sea Witch

Reviewed by Nikki Cotter

Opening Night verdict ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Malifcent and Cruella have both had their moments in the spotlight, so now feels like the perfect time to spill the tea on Disney’s most iconic villain, the queer queen herself, Ursula.

This is a deep dive like no other and a musical parody you won’t forget in a hurry as Ursula’s mysterious past is explored in the most hilarious way. It’s camp, colourful and completely outrageous.

Shawna Hamic takes on the titular role and succeeds entirely. She’s sassy, self assured and super fun with a hint of vulnerable where necessary. She blasts out powerhouse vocals with ease and quickly makes you realise perhaps you were wrong about Ursula all along.

Her scenes with Thomas Lowe as Triton are superb. They bounce off each other brilliantly ensuring this sharp script gets the quality delivery it deserves. They’re deliciously OTT, Hamic delivering Ursula’s cool, effortlessly while Lowe camps it up as Triton, all hair flicks and wanting sighs, hamming it up to perfection.

Allie Dart as Sebastian and multiple other characters is incredible, she delivers and then some. Such a brilliant actor, she doesn’t miss a beat in this fast paced parody. Her scenes with Jack Gray are a joy, their interpretations of Ursula’s faithful eels Flotsam and Jetsam are hilarious, a real highlight of the show as they weave effortlessly through Melody Sinclair’s brilliant choreography.

River Medway as the flame haired Ariel is hilarious. Ditsy, dim and desperate for a fumble ensuring the audience understand completely why Ursula sent her down the path she chose. Of course where there’s a whiff of Disney there’s always a Prince Charming, step forward Jamie Mawson as Eric. Mawson hams it up perfectly as the brattish, flute playing royal. Every line and every lyric exaggerated to level ten, he is a scream.

The cast are supported by a talented ensemble who bring further sass to this brilliant piece, they hold nothing back and make you feel like you’re part of this inclusive party.

There are bops and bangers, all delivered by a top notch cast. At two and a half hours this is a fairly long parody which might pack a little more punch with a slightly shorter running time but this really is a minor quibble.

Unfortunate is bold, brilliant theatre. Outrageous, unapologetic and a whole heap of fun.

Unfortunate – The Untold Story of Ursula The Sea Witch is on at The Lowry until Saturday 2nd March tickets available here.