Ideal

Reviewed by Matt Forrest

Opening Night verdict ⭐⭐⭐

Back in 2005, Ideal burst onto our screens. A pitch-black sitcom that quickly gained both commercial success and critical acclaim. Created by actor-writer Graham Duff and set in Salford, the show revolved around Moz, a small-time cannabis dealer played by Johnny Vegas. Over seven series, viewers were treated to a cavalcade of wonderfully bizarre characters who dropped by Moz’s grimy flat to score weed, hang out, or both. With its surreal tone and dark humour, Ideal became a cult classic.

In 2011, the BBC abruptly cancelled the show, a move that left its loyal fanbase frustrated. But in 2024, at the Bay International Film & TV Festival in Morecambe, Duff and Vegas made a surprise announcement: Ideal would return in 2025 as a brand-new live show.

Premiering this week at The Lowry, Ideal is officially back and I’m happy to report that it’s lost none of its twisted, unhinged charm. This isn’t a nostalgia-driven rehash of old episodes. It’s a fresh new story, with a few familiar faces along for the ride.

Moz hasn’t changed a bit. He’s still dealing weed and drifting through life in his rundown flat. The revolving door of oddballs is still spinning, there’s Colin (Ben Crompton), a petty criminal just out of prison and struggling to reintegrate into normal life; Brian (Graham Duff), Moz’s loud, flamboyant, and razor-tongued best friend; and Judith (Joanna Neary), the jittery and slightly deranged neighbour, who also happens to be Moz’s ex.

One notable addition is Liza (Lucy Farrett), Moz’s younger, attractive yet possessive new girlfriend. She appears devoted, but jealous, especially toward Moz’s past flames.

Meanwhile, Moz’s old rival Psycho Paul (Ryan Pope) and the ominously silent Cartoon Head (complete with trademark mouse mask) have launched a new venture: a body disposal service called “Dead & Gone,” catering to Salford’s criminal underworld. Trouble arrives when Brian’s sister, Tania (Emma Fryer), turns up with a corpse, which may contain some hidden diamonds.

A party at Moz’s to celebrate Colin’s early release takes a dark turn when one of the guests is later found dead. Can the killer be found?

Duff’s script is sharp and unapologetically odd, delivering rapid-fire laughs through a heady mix of silliness, unease, and outright grotesquery. As expected, the dialogue is peppered with biting one-liners and absurd exchanges.

Performance-wise, Johnny Vegas is as gloriously shambolic as ever — chaotic, loud, but endearingly watchable. Ben Crompton shines as Colin, and his interplay with Vegas is a highlight. Their shared scenes often veer delightfully off-script, to the audience’s clear delight.

Ryan Pope delivers a brilliant performance as the braindead hardman, while Emma Fryer is an absolute treat as the Salford femme fatale. Their chemistry and comic timing are a joy to watch, especially as they compete to out-‘Manc’ each other with their dry deadpan delivery. Joanna Neary puts in an outstanding comedic performance; her twitchy, awkward portrayal of Judith practically steals the show.

Tonight’s performance was affected by some technical issues.There were clearly microphone and sound problems during the first half of the show, which were thankfully resolved after the interval. Scene transitions also lacked polish and could have been smoother, hopefully, these will be addressed as the run continues.

One malfunctioning prop left Vegas and co-star Lucy Farrett in a somewhat compromising situation, but Vegas managed to turn it around with a fun adlib.

Fans of the show will, of course, love it, but even those unfamiliar with the characters can enjoy it, as Duff’s script stands strong on its own. It pulls off the impressive feat of being accessible to both longtime fans and newcomers alike.

Hopefully, the technical issues can be resolved for the rest of the run, as they occasionally distract from what is otherwise a consistently entertaining and often hilarious night out.

Ideal is on at the Lowry Saturday until 13th September. Tickets available here

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Lucy Jo Hudson and Ensemble

Opening Night verdict ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

It’s that time of year again, oh no it isn’t! Oh yes it bloomin’ well is! As pantos pop up across the country and evil villains prepare for an almighty booing, St Helens is no exception with a star-studded Snow White opening at the Theatre Royal for the festive season.

Starring Corrie and Where The Heart Is favourite Lucy-Jo Hudson and a pre-recorded ten foot tall Magic Mirror in the form of local legend Johnny Vegas, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs has it all from plenty of ‘it’s behind you’ to a spectacular interactive 3D section which is spine tingly good and more than worth the ticket price alone.

There is something for everyone in the high energy and hugely entertaining production. With superb sets and lavish costumes full of colour and sparkle, Regal EntertainmentsLtd put their impressive stamp on this production, further demonstrating their commitment to delivering high quality, accessible local theatre. Writers Si Foster (who also takes on the role of Evil Queen Camilla) and Ben Engelen deliver an enormously funny script with plenty to keep the little ones entertained and even more to thrill Mum and Dad…just wait for the outrageous Andy Pandy scene! Hilarious! Nazene DanielleLangfield’s choreography is impressive and intricate as both senior ensemble and children from local dance schools all get the chance to shine.

Richard Hazlewood, Johnny Vegas and Si Foster

Lucy-Jo Hudson makes for a perfect princess; she’s sweet but sassy with an incredibly beautiful voice, her time on TV show Dance, Dance Dance clearly well spent as she delivers each routine with precision. Receiving many of the laughs is local funny man and audience favourite Lewis Devine as Muddles, hugely charismatic and immediately likeable he has the audiences in stitches from that start with his mad-cap antics and hilarious impressions.

St Helens Theatre Royal once again deliver a perfect panto, Snow White is a guaranteed festive treat for all ages, it’s easy to see why this show has already been extended offering audiences an extra week to catch it. With impressively high production values, plenty of audience interaction and a strong cast who bring an enormous amount of fun to the show, Snow White is a wickedly wonderful night out!

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is on at the Theatre Royal St Helens until Sunday 14th Jan tickets available here